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Funny Love Phrases

Funny Love Phrases

For those who like to laugh at everything, even love, these are funny love phrases.

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have, because the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. (Agatha Chirstie)

Theme: Marriage

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Love is an electric blanket with someone else in control of the switch. (Cathy Carlyle)

Theme: Love

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? (Lily Tomlin)

Theme: Love

Love is a serious mental illness. (Plato)

Theme: Love

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To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman you have to love her very much and try not to understand her at all. (Helen Rowland)

Theme: Happiness

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I had nausea and tingling all over my body. I was either in love or had smallpox. (Woody Allen)

Theme: Love

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You can't put a price on love, but you can put it on all her accessories. (Melanie Clark)

Theme: Love

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I recently read that love is a matter of chemistry. This must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. (David Bissonete)

Theme: Love

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Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. (Woody Allen)

Theme: Sex

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Love is temporary insanity curable through marriage. (Ambrose Bierce)

Theme: Love

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The secret to a happy marriage is a secret. (Henry Youngman)

Theme: Marriage

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If love is blind, why is underwear so popular? (Unknown author)

Theme: Love

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